


What I didn't expect was for him to retaliate and hit my ass with some crazy magic mojo strong enough to push me into the physical realm. Unfortunately, my bitterness carried over into the new realm, and then I attacked a fae prince with Love Arrows. You can only do so much before the cupid bosses get all huffy. Sorry, not sorry.Īll my bad cupid'ing might be why I was exiled from the human realm. And yeah, I'm probably responsible for some terrible matchmaking out there. I'm stuck in this never-ending afterlife where I'm invisible, lonely, and bitter as hell. They don't call us stupid cupids for nothing. I used to consider myself a hopeless romantic, so why wouldn't I choose to become a cupid? Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong again. I can pass it out like sugar-free lollipops at a dentist's office, but I can't get any love for myself. Sure, I can blow some Lust into people's faces and watch the show, but I can't actually participate. You'd think that basically being in charge of love would be an epic job, right? Wrong. As this is a series, there will be a cliffhanger. Intended for audiences 18 years and older.

It includes explicit language and sexual situations.

Which might be why I sometimes go on Love strikes and get in trouble with my supervisors. Because even though love makes the realms go round, it seems cruel that cupids don't get to have any of their own. But guess what? Life as a cupid isn't all chocolate hearts and pink arrows. It's my job to spread it around like a virus during cold season.
